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Being A Charger Fan Can Be A Real Pain In The…

February 9, 2010

So the Chargers 2009/2010 season is in the books. What a roller coaster. A wave of injury, a dismal outlook and then, bam -  one hell of a winning streak. The sting of the playoff debacle is still fresh and there still plenty of “pissed” to go around, but it’s over.

Yes, the playoff atrocity committed by the Chargers players casts a big shadow, but overall the regular season, at least, was one hell of a ride. The playoff loss was heartbreaking, but you don’t experience 13-3 every day. I’ve seen worse times in Boltland.

Let’s face it, being an ardent NFL fan is like applying for membership in disappointment. 31 out of 32 teams face abject failure every single year. The higher you climb towards success, the worse the impact of the fall. One and done is both alluring and devastating.

Here’s a metaphor; find 31 other friends and say, ok… 31 of you will be brutally kicked in the package, but one of you will survive and gain bragging rights for the foreseeable future. Here’s a pen.

You’re right, maybe that’s the worst metaphor ever, but here’s the point. Real Charger fans have the stones to sign up for the unknown every year and wouldn’t have it any other way. Optimism is the defining American trait and this Boltaholic says bring it on.

Game Day

January 17, 2010

Words have been spoken, games have been played – it’s time to start the real season…Playoffs baby.

LaDanian Tomlinson-LT Slide Electric Glide (Music Video)

January 13, 2010

So, LT – How did you spend your bye week?

Here are the only explanations I could thnk of:

1. LT saw the Super Bowl Shuffle from the 1980′s Bears and wanted to drum up some magic

2. Gilbert Arenas tried to collect on a bet and LT was forced to “glide.”

3. LT just got Net Flix, rented Napoleon Dynamite, and well – you know how it is…

4. LT undertakes his own version of “Shock and Awe” against the Jets. Honestly Jets, what are you going to do with that.

5. The final Boltaholic guess, as to why LT does – well, this… Is that he’s a happy and wants to make you happy too with his LT Glide.

This is great. LT = Good guy.

It’s Official: Chargers vs. Jets

January 10, 2010

The wait to find out who plays who is over, for the AFC anyway. The Colts will play the Ravens and the Chargers will play the New Jersey Jets (yeah, you know where you play).

This Charger fan could have cared less who the Chargers face. The team I wanted the most, the Ravens, will be busy with the Colts. I just wanted that match-up to avenge an earlier season loss. This is a different Charger team, than the banged up mess the Ravens played earlier in the season.

Look, anyone can beat anyone, but I like the Chargers against any team in the league. This is the first year I haven’t quietly hoped one team would win over another. Bring it all on.

Three games left.

Get healthy, get ready, get the Jets.

Boltaholic Briefing

January 6, 2010

Rivers has his eye on the Super Bowl (Via Chargers.com)

- San Diego Union Tribune’s Kevin Acee loudly refers to himself in the third person while re-calling his shot for Chargers/Vikings Super Bowl. He has his picks for the playoffs here.

- Up and coming linebacker James Holt, who was brought up this year to help plug the sieve or linebacker injuries, has been put on IR for a shoulder injury sustained against the Redskins. Chargers sign ex-Viking special teamer Dontarrious Thomas according to SDNN.com. To bad for Holt who had been working hard to crack a lineup spot, but the impact shouldn’t be too great.

- The Sports Network has a pretty good recap of the AFC West this year. They lead off with detailing the woes in Bronco land.  When you look at the Broncos and the Chargers, it’s really a story of reversal of fortune this year.

Had the Broncos not started out 6 – 0 their final record of 8 – 8 wouldn’t have looked like such a glaring failure. In fact, with probably nobody expecting Orton to play as well as he did, it looked like Cutler was mainly shipped off for the picks, which they’ll still get.

In that scenario, this Boltaholic thought they would be rebuilding for a few years. Conversely if the Chargers had a stronger start to the season, they would have likely been the talk of the NFL all year. As it was the all-knowing analysts wrote them off after the 2 -3 start and have been trying to make up for it in the last few weeks to not look like total fools for, all but ignoring them, even after they had put together the sixth win in a row. Too late.

- Sorry to digress… Chargers.com has a story of Turner crediting his players. Really the story is about him. It’s a good piece on the road to the playoffs.

It’s Official: Charger Playoff Game January 17

January 4, 2010

NFL.com has this dazzling graphic on the playoff picture

Chargers will face Patriots, Bengals or Jets. Should the Ravens win out, the Chargers would have to wait until the AFC Championship game to get another chance at one of the only teams to beat the Chargers this year.

This Boltaholic could care less. Bring us your best, you’re going to need it.

Jets Benefit from Teams That Quit. 18 Game Season a Joke?

January 3, 2010

The NFL is unique among sports leagues. The season is so short. If your team goes 0-4, you are pretty much done – or so “they’d” say.

It’s a league where you can wrap up the regular season with a 10-win-run, for example.  So when you have the season wrapped up, but there is still a few pesky games to play, what do you do? You quit.

At weeks sixteen and seventeen there are teams that quit. “Quitting” is not what teams would prefer to call it. They “rest” their players. They “prepare” for the playoffs. Fine.

We all understand why they do what they do, but let’s call it what it is… Quitting.

The Colts quit against the Jets last week. Merry Christmas Jets Fans – you still have a chance at the playoffs.

The Bengals quit against the Jets in week 17. Happy New Year Jets, you’ll make the playoffs.

Had the Jets played a Colts or Bengals team that had any pride in actually winning a game, they would have lost both games, but this is not the nature of the NFL.

As a Charger fan, I agree with resting the starters. It’s a testament to the Chargers that they still won, against the Redskins starters.

However, if I was a Texans fan, how pissed would I have been that the opposition bent over and puckered up – giving the Jets a free pass to the playoffs that they clearly didn’t deserve-  probably pretty pissed.

It’s an embarrassing part of the NFL. Expanding the season to 18 games could make it better, could make it worse.

Can you imagine. The Colts could lose their next two games and still be guaranteed a first round bye. This would make their last four games of the season completely inconsequential.

They could “Jake” the last four games of the season (instead of just the last two), caring less about playoff implications for other teams. They could have send Peyton Manning to Hawaii for four weeks that the time when many teams are playing their guts out and it wouldn’t matter a bit towards their final goal – making the playoffs.

This Boltaholic isn’t pointing fingers, necessarily, but lets all agree it’s a joke. The only consolation prize for those of us that want to watch real football, week in and week out, is that those teams that quit can carry their losses with them as any other loss.

How does it taste to be embarrassed by teams you could have beat easily? Not sure. I’m a Charger fan.

PS. Funny that college teams don’t use time off ( a bye or wait for a bowl game) as an excuse to play poorly. Also, I don’t see them parking their starters in “meaningless” games. Score one for college, but then again – at least the pro-game has a real winner…

Chargers Win. 13 and 3 Baby!

January 3, 2010

Lots of memorable things to point out about this game.

First, as the Chargers game was not shown in LA – the hard working staff of Boltaholic.com had to watch the game at a local restaurant. Besides the wait staff arbitrarily changing the TVs during the game, seemingly at the most critical parts, this Boltaholic got to meet other Charger fans, including the charming Alysse (not sure if we got the spelling right), but Alysse or Elise this video is for you and it was a pleasure watching Jim Zorn’s last game as head coach with you…

Funny that this video was about 3 years ago and it’s not that outdated, except references to Lo Neal.

Other than that, heading into the playoffs, in a meaningless game,leaves only good observations…

Rivers and the offense clicked and got into the end zone. There were a few frustrating plays, as Rivers’ facial contortions demonstrated, but they ended in success.

The Chargers subs were better than the Redskins first team guys who, by the way, are trying to keep a job.

Also it should be noted that the Chargers have beaten the entire NFC East. So in the immortal words of Denny Green, “So crown (our) ass.”

Where do the Chargers and other teams differ?

  • Colts pull their starters – LOSE
  • New England pull your starters LOSE
  • New Orleans pull your starters LOSE
  • Chargers pull your starters WIN BABY!

At the risk of decorum, here’s a  new category called suck or swallow:

SUCK: Giants, Colts, New England, Saints - where’s the pride? Nice way to phone in the last game of the regular season.

SWALLOW: Denver Broncos – this category is called swallow, but you’re so busy choking you probably don’t even realize what blowing a 6 game opening season win-streak tastes like.

Don’t worry, even though you’re in the “Swallow” category for well deserved reasons, you still suck too. Thanks for playing…

San Diego Chargers 2010 Opponents

December 27, 2009

The Chargers opponents for the 2010 season are set. San Diego Union Tribune has the blurb, Boltaholic has the crappy homemade graphic, behold…

5 Questions Answered: Chargers vs. Titans

December 26, 2009

So many great things about the Chargers complete dominance over Tennessee yesterday. The Chargers showed their resilience and the kind of ruthlessness they’ll need as they make a playoff run. Going into the game there were many questions.

Gates and Sproles played huge for the Chargers (AP Photo/John Russell)

Question #1

Essentially this was a playoff game for the Titans. Would they bring the same tenacity and physicality they brought when they had late round slug-fests in previous years with the Chargers. Could the Chargers match the Titan’s intensity?

Outcome:

The Chargers were all business and played at a level so much higher than Tennessee they dictated play throughout.When the game was over Titan players and fans looked like they’d just hit by lightening. You could almost see them mouthing the words, “what just happened?”

Ladanian Tomlinson doing what he does best (AP Photo/Wade Payne)

Question #2

Could the Chargers come out of a game against Tennessee healthy. Even though the Chargers were victorious in the past few games with Tennessee, they paid a heavy price losing key players when they needed them in the playoffs.

Outcome:

Not only did the Chargers get out of Nashville healthy they were able to sub key players when the game was out of hand. Bonus.

Via Chargers.com

Question #3

How would Nick Hardwick respond back at Center after not playing since week one?

Outcome:

He looked great, ankle held up. Hopefully the Chargers can give him even more rest, as he looked like he didn’t miss a beat. There’s a couple of other Centers that could use work in next weeks game.

Chris Johnson has a ways to go to be in the same conversation as LT. (AP Photo/John Russell)

Question #4

Would Chris Johnson, against an ever changing run defense, run the Chargers into the ground?

Outcome:

Chris Johnson was impressive gaining 142 yards on the ground and one TD, but for all intents and purposes he was their entire offense. The platoon of LT and Sproles (yes it’s a platoon) still be beat him in the only stat that matters 5 TDs to 1 TD.

Vince Young couldn't get it done against the Chargers (AP Photo/John Russell)

Question #5

Would Vince Young play to the level that over eager NFL analysts were predicting? Could the Chargers contain his blinding speed, stoic pocket presence and laser guided accuracy that geniuses of the grid iron like Deion Sanders predicted (if this sounds sarcastic it’s because it is).

Outcome:

Please. The Chargers pressured him, hurried him, dared him to throw and then preceded to make him pay for mistake after mistake. Another day, same Vince Young.

These analysts who over hype players like Vince Young, while ignoring players like Phillip Rivers for years,  should really be embarrassed with themselves.  The only thing more ridiculous then Deion Sanders’ outrageous outfits are his ludicrous takes.


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