As seen on Chargers.com
Because I am such a loyal fan, who really does want to see this organization prosper, I am offering the Chargers some help selling the left over Cromartie jerseys. I think they just need a little help selling, so I’ll offer the following copy suggestions free of charge.
Let’s see:
- Antonio Cromartie official game worn jersey; worn during the playoffs, still looks like new.
- Antonio Cromartie’s official jersey, pay only $9.96 for each good year he had with the Chargers.
- Hey kids, this jersey is game tested, with the ladies anyway… WARNING: Jersey does not prevent pregnancy.
- Cromartie’s jersey is more safe than wearing full body armor, guaranteed to prevent contact for four years.
- Cromartie’s jersey is priced right for Halloween, as long as you don’t want to go as a football player.
No need to thank me Chargers. I mean, they could use the jerseys to dress the tackling dummies, but the irony would be too thick since he was just a dummy that wouldn’t tackle. Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
March 9, 2010 at 8:16 am |
I’m sure one or more of his seven kids would be happy to proudly wear their papa’s jersey…