LT Heading To Minnesotta? Makes Sense.

March 11, 2010 by LOTB

If LT does “slide” over to the Vikings it will be interesting, because he’ll have gone from complaining about being the starter on the Chargers, not liking his role in 2009, to lining up for a back up role. This would only indicate one thing, LT is going to go where he thinks he can get a ring. From that stand point, it makes all of the sense in the world.

If he does sign with Minnesota, with his ability to catch the ball out of the backfield, will he become the third down back? Time will tell how he’d respond to watching another back handle the bulk of the load.

It was reported that LT didn’t appreciate the coronation of Peterson as the best back in football. As competitive as he is, competing for playing time with Peterson… Last time there was a fire that big inside someone from Wacco Texas, Janet Reno got called before congress…

Jamal Williams, Ex-Charger – Current Donkey? Say it ain’t so…

March 9, 2010 by LOTB

Let me start by saying, I’ve been a huge fan of Jamal Williams through the years. One of the best nose tackles in the game, Jamal Williams has laid it all out on the line and I, like most Charger fans, appreciate everything he  has done for the Chargers and San Diego. I was saddened to see him be released.

That said… He signed with the Donkey’s and now he officially is a Donkey. NFL players always say, “no hard feelings, it’s all business – blah blah blah.” Exactly. It’s a business for players.

So this is more or less an open letter to Jamal Williams…

Fans  don’t get a paycheck, but believe me – it’s all business as well. No hard feelings Jamal, I don’t wish you any bad personally. I hope you have a healthy year and you and your family are safe and secure.

Football-wise, however, I wish you the very worst with your decision to sign with the cheap shot, garbage factory known as the Denver Broncos. I wish you good health , but a  horrible season. There were 30 other teams I wouldn’t have minded you signing with, and while I appreciate your contributions to the Bolts, may you miss every tackle, draw every penalty and suffer a winless season.

In the same way that it’s “no hard feelings” for you to jump across the division to a hated rival, it’s no hard feelings from Charger fans when they, hopefully, cheer your every disappointment while wearing the Denver Donkey colors.

Cromartie Jersey: Going Once, Going Twice…Anyone?

March 9, 2010 by LOTB

As seen on Chargers.com

Because I am such a loyal fan, who really does want to see this organization prosper, I am offering the Chargers  some help selling the left over Cromartie jerseys. I think they just need a little help selling, so I’ll offer the following copy suggestions free of charge.

Let’s see:

  • Antonio Cromartie official  game worn jersey; worn during the playoffs, still looks like new.
  • Antonio Cromartie’s official jersey, pay only $9.96 for each good year he had with the Chargers.
  • Hey kids, this jersey is game tested, with the ladies anyway… WARNING: Jersey does not prevent pregnancy.
  • Cromartie’s jersey is more safe than wearing full body armor, guaranteed to prevent contact for four years.
  • Cromartie’s jersey is priced right for Halloween, as long as you don’t want to go as a football player.

No need to thank me Chargers. I mean, they could use the jerseys to dress the tackling dummies, but the irony would be too thick since he was just a dummy that wouldn’t tackle. Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

Chargers Sign RB Marcus Mason, Williams Visits Denver

March 9, 2010 by LOTB

The Chargers claimed Marcus Mason off waivers from the Washington Redskins. Originally an undrafted free agent, who has been up and down from practice squads, Mason will face fierce competition by the time mini-camp roles around. Here’s what one Redskins fan blog says about Mason.

The Chargers will likely take at least two running backs in this years draft and with so many roster spots open, look for them to get every undrafted free agent hot shot running back lining up for a legitimate crack at making an NFL roster.

For years Jamal Williams was a defensive brick wall for opposing running backs (via Chargers.com)

In an unrelated bummer of a side note, nose tackle Jamal Williams visited the Denver Broncos recently. Will the Chargers try and bring Williams back at a lower rate? Will another team sign a 34 year old who has had a multitude of physical problems over the last few years? It would be tragic to see him in Denver, but I hope things work out for the best for a player who has given the Charger fans so much.

New Faces in 2010

March 6, 2010 by LOTB

The only thing that’s clear about the 2010 Charger team is that there are going to be more new faces than fans have seen in years. While the off-season roller coaster ride is just getting started, let’s look at some of the moves.

Darren Sproles (One more year): For now, at least, he appears to be staying in San Diego, after being written off as gone by some of the local media. His price tag to remain with the Chargers is over $7 million, for one year.

While it looks like the Chargers will keep him, they could also be looking to trade. At least three other teams were going to work him out and many offensive coordinators are on record as coveting the pocket back.

As for Sproles and the Chargers, both would like to get a mulit-year deal done. The only problem is coming up with a number. It’s not going to be $7 million a year that’s for sure. But how much will Sproles accept? It’s that the undetermined amount of millions dollar question.

Say what you like about Norv Turner as head coach (personally I think he’s done a decent job), but he’s arguably one of the finest offensive minds in football and Sproles gives him yet another weapon to keep defensive coordinators up at night.  With his usual understated candor, Turner refers to Sproles’ contributions as providing a “wrinkle.”

Antonio Cromartie (Traded)- Charger fans now have yet another reason to hate the Jets. Having tired of Cromartie’s shenanigans; lack of professionalism, apparent cowardice in the face of contact, off the field distractions and so on fans were so very done with his act.

Cromartie is a world class athlete for sure, but he’s no football player – never has been. He’s simply a track star in a football helmet and the Jets can keep him. I’m sure he’ll find a much more loving relationship with that giant teddy bear, Coach Ryan. – Be careful what you wish for Antonio.

It’s become clear that Cromartie was avoiding contact on the field because he was more concerned about getting hurt then helping his team win. It’s come to light that some of the Chargers players were tired of his act as well. What a guy.

If the Jets do well or if he is signed to a long term deal the Chargers 2011 could turn into a number two pick. This will sound bitter, because it is, but I’d be just happy to keep that pick a 3rd round and watch Cro and the Jets crash and burn (I told you I was going to be bitter).

Here’s the thing though… Give him $1 million a year, give him $20 million a year it doesn’t matter. Five years out of football he’ll be broke, in legal trouble and circling the drain. There’s a tiny tiny part of me that actually feels bad for him because it’s so clear it’s not going to end well for him.

It’s funny that he was once known for three things: a spectacular interception against Manning in an improbable win, setting the yardage record for a single touch down during a loss to Minnesota and grabbing 10 interceptions in a single year on route to, what appeared to be, one of the most promising careers in the  NFL.

To Charger fans now he’ll only be remember as a selfish coward who famously “missed” a tackle in what should have been the biggest game of his life.  He’ll be known for, at present count, fathering children to different woman in 10% of the States. Personally I’m just glad he’s not going to be known as a Charger anymore.

Michael Bennet (Cut) – It’s funny that the preseason talk before 2009 centered largely on the necessity to keep Bennet as an insurance policy for the running back position.  That policy was never cashed in and Bennet found rare action. It will be interesting to see how the search for running back goes. If they’ll get everything their looking for through the drafted or with undrafted free agents or will they pick up a veteran backup at some point.

Kris Wilson (Re-signed) – Kris Wilson had a good season last year and saw much more playing time as the year went on. He’s a big tight end that is an effective blocker and has nice hands. He’s shown a nose for the end zone and a willingness to play whatever role is asked. The Chargers’ will benefit from his presence.

Alfonso Boone (Re-signed) – The Chargers defensive line was just devastated last year with injury and there seems to be no such thing as too much depth. A healthy Alfonso Boone will mean a lot to the Chargers D-line.

Jamal Williams (Cut) – Williams was sorely missed last year at nose tackle. So much so that it took a four man rotation to even come close to what he was able to do. What a testament to how great of a football Jamal Williams has been as a Charger.

The thought is that the Chargers will try and re-sign Williams at a lower price that he was scheduled to make. Hopefully that is the case and Williams is able to rebound from last years season ending injury. The Chargers will almost certainly spend a high draft pick on a nose tackle in this years draft, but players of Williams ability do not grow on trees. In a perfect world Williams comes back another year and is able to mentor a new lynch-pin to the Chargers 3-4 defense.

Brandon Manumaleuna (Signs with Bears) - Manumaleuna leaving town is a surprise, to this Charger fan at least. His unique combination size and skill will be missed. He showed a steady head for the game and was very effective stopping leaks on protection for Rivers. He’ll be missed, but look for Kris Wilson to continue to shine with more snaps and a bigger role on offense.

As we move towards the April draft there are many questions yet to be answered. With change comes opportunity however. The Chargers will, for the first time in years, be a magnet for some of the nations best undrafted free agent running backs. In years passed, the Chargers got the trickle down from traveling running backs because they knew they would not make the team – they were just looking for a chance for game film. This year it’s the wild wild west for the Chargers backfield and the opportunity is finally open to compete for and win a spot on the starting lineup. All of this will mean an intense competition in training camp, the likes of which Charger fans haven’t seen in a long time. It’s going to be good.

Predict the Unpredictable: With their #1 Pick the Chargers Select – Who?

February 11, 2010 by LOTB

If there is anything I’ve learned as a Charger fan it is that predicting their first round pick is a futile and useless exercise. Just when you think you’ve got it figured out, bam – Larry English or Buster Davis.

One would think that there is a glaring hole that needs to be filled, say nose tackle or running back.

Smart money is on running back, of course, with the impending departure of Ladanian Tomlinson.  The Chargers need a back that can create space for themselves. They love a back that can catch and run routes, but a north/south bruiser who can pick up tough yards and break for an occasional long run is something they have not had since Michael Turner.

Conversely Ron Rivera scrambled after Jamal Williams went down, and while he should be back from IR this year, the need to address the most critical role in the Chargers 3-4 defense is clear. The Chargers had players who admirably stepped in to platoon at the position, but that was patch work at best, not lasting solution. Williams won’t play forever and players like him don’ t grow on trees. That said, he was not a first round pick. He was picked up in the 2nd round of the supplemental draft.

Think they won’t gamble on a later round pick for such a glaring need? The Chargers entered the draft with no starting right guard last year when Mike Goff was not re-signed. They waited until the third round to fill that need. That’s a bit misleading because he was their second pick of the draft (they didn’t have a 2nd round selection last year), but still they didn’t trade up or use a first round selection for such a glaring need.

The Chargers also started the draft minus a defensive end, when Igor Olshansky walked. So what did they do? They picked an athlete who was new to American football.

I’m not second guessing A.J. Smith at all. The job he did last year, finding bodies to fill holes among the wreckage of injuries, was masterful. It’s not talked about nearly enough. Look at the NT position alone . If far too early to know how good the 2009 draft was for the Chargers. The Louis Vasquez pick looks brilliant. So does Kevin Ellison.  All I’m saying is that if someone tells you they know who the Chargers are going to pick number one?   They don’t know nothin’.

Chargers 2010 Opponants

February 11, 2010 by LOTB

From Chargers.com

Too early to start getting worked up for 2010? Never. The  Patriots and Colts will mark some of the seasons most anticipated match-ups. The Titans might as well  be in the AFC West, for as often as the Chargers play them. Looking ahead, if I were to go to just one game at home it would be against Arizona.

Squeezing the Joy Out of 2009; It’s the Small Things…

February 9, 2010 by LOTB

Coming off of one of the most disappointing post seasons in Chargers history, it may seem there is little to rejoice in. Yes, “rejoice” may be a strong word, but if you think this season was a total loss, than look again.

Negativity is generally frowned on here at Boltaholic (we do like football because it’s fun right?), but we’ll bite the cork off this bottle of “bitterness” to aid in some of the reasons to be thankful for this Charger season. Last season is last season, so this should serve as the epitaph on a wild season and unfortunate ending.

In no particular order, things to embrace about 2009:

1. Different season, same Raiders. Watching, what has become, one of the most dismal and ridiculous franchises in professional sports continue to flounder is still awesome. I don’t feel bad one bit for Raider fan who has typically been one of the most obnoxious and pathetic sports fans in history. Let’s be clear, there’s one football team in So Cal. If you’re a Raider fan and live in LA or SD that’s fine. Just make sure you support all of the other No. Cal teams like the Giants or A’s or Sharks…

2. Bronco’s Collapse. Here’s a confession about this Boltaholic. As much as I dislike the Raiders, whom most SD fans would rank as #1 on the hate list, I hate the Broncos more. Can’t stand them. Let’s be honest, most of their fans are just band-wagoners that jumped on the Elway parade.

Last seasons collapse by the Broncos  was epic. Good old Josh seemed like he had it all figured out. A 6-0 start? Are you kidding. You’d have to be a team representing millions of loud mouth losers to blow a lead like that? Hmmn, proof is in the pudding.

Brandon Marshall is perhaps a top 5 WR.  Too bad he’s also one of the top 5 worst guys of all time. The pre-season started with his, now famous, displays of malcontented, pre-madonna, hilariously caustic behavior.

Hold the phone… he’s a bad guy, but winning cures everything right? So they went on a stretch and Marshall kissed and made up with McDanials. Everything looked so nice until… The Broncos remembered they were the Broncos and imploded the rest of the season.

McDaniels benched Marshall for the most important game of the season and… well you remember right? Awesome.

3. J-E-T-S lose, lose, lose – Charger fans bitter? Yes, but mainly because they know they could beat the Jets 9 times out of 10 any day of the week. The Jets only got to the playoffs because the last two teams they played laid down against them. Rex Ryan can take the game ball he gave to Marty and @#@$@#$… Jets record next year? 4-12 if that (ok, that’s pure bitterness – they’ll be 5-11 at least).

4. Patriots Suck – The only thing that looked more confused than Tom Brady’s face at the end of their wild card game was the team of anchors, writers and producers at ESPN. “Who’s ass to we constantly kiss now?”was heard from New England’s home town reporters at ESPN.

5. Colts Lose – Look, if they would have won it would almost have been a victory for SD, since the Chargers have beat the Colts (and better Colts teams at that) 4 out of the last 5 times.  The link between the Mannings, and the Chargers is thick. Payton is a great QB and if he would have taken his team to victory, he would have certainly  been deserving,  but… Embracing the bitterness, this Charger fan didn’t mind seeing him dejected on the sideline.

Those are some of the reasons to look back with fondness at the Chargers season. Bathed in bitterness, you bet. There were positive things to take from the season, but it’s going to be an eternity of an off season, so all in due time…

Being A Charger Fan Can Be A Real Pain In The…

February 9, 2010 by LOTB

So the Chargers 2009/2010 season is in the books. What a roller coaster. A wave of injury, a dismal outlook and then, bam -  one hell of a winning streak. The sting of the playoff debacle is still fresh and there still plenty of “pissed” to go around, but it’s over.

Yes, the playoff atrocity committed by the Chargers players casts a big shadow, but overall the regular season, at least, was one hell of a ride. The playoff loss was heartbreaking, but you don’t experience 13-3 every day. I’ve seen worse times in Boltland.

Let’s face it, being an ardent NFL fan is like applying for membership in disappointment. 31 out of 32 teams face abject failure every single year. The higher you climb towards success, the worse the impact of the fall. One and done is both alluring and devastating.

Here’s a metaphor; find 31 other friends and say, ok… 31 of you will be brutally kicked in the package, but one of you will survive and gain bragging rights for the foreseeable future. Here’s a pen.

You’re right, maybe that’s the worst metaphor ever, but here’s the point. Real Charger fans have the stones to sign up for the unknown every year and wouldn’t have it any other way. Optimism is the defining American trait and this Boltaholic says bring it on.

Congrats Drew Brees and the Saints!

February 7, 2010 by LOTB